sgtcampsalot: “I walked across the polished marble floor and sat on a red velvet lounging couch. I idly wondered how exactly one was supposed to lounge. I couldn’t remember ever doing it myself. After a moment’s consideration, I decided lounging was probably similar to relaxing, but with more money in your pocket.” -Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man’s Fear Whatever, it’s mundane, but it’s the...
“Anyone can love a thing because. That’s as easy as putting a penny in your...– A Wise Man’s Fear by Patrick Rothfuss (via cyaat)
You see, women are like fires, like flames. Some women are like candles, bright...– Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind (via keeperxofxsecrets)
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The Shortest Horror Story Ever →
wowfunniestposts: The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. -Frederic Brown An even shorter horror story: “Eiichiro Oda is dead.” Even worse: “Your parents find your Tumblr.” The worst ever: “President Santorum” “President Santorum”………“President Santorum” I fold. “PRESIDENT SANTORUM” LITERALLY JUST SCREAMED NO NO NO NO NO laugh trip
WTF MASS EFFECT 3
What kind of ending is that…so many feels
I would be
ludashiki: zalibar: bug-in-my-eye: hanging out with Ludashiki and Zalibar right now, but we had to have car trouble. another time, my loves. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo