March 2012
sgtcampsalot:
“I walked across the polished marble floor and sat on a red velvet lounging couch. I idly wondered how exactly one was supposed to lounge. I couldn’t remember ever doing it myself. After a moment’s consideration, I decided lounging was probably similar to relaxing, but with more money in your pocket.”
-Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man’s Fear
Whatever, it’s mundane, but it’s the...
““Anyone can love a thing because. That’s as easy as putting a penny in your...”
– A Wise Man’s Fear by Patrick Rothfuss (via cyaat)
“You see, women are like fires, like flames. Some women are like candles, bright...”
– Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind (via keeperxofxsecrets)
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The Shortest Horror Story Ever →
wowfunniestposts:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
An even shorter horror story:
“Eiichiro Oda is dead.”
Even worse:
“Your parents find your Tumblr.”
The worst ever:
“President Santorum”
“President Santorum”………“President Santorum”
I fold.
“PRESIDENT SANTORUM”
LITERALLY JUST SCREAMED
NO NO NO NO NO
laugh trip
WTF MASS EFFECT 3
What kind of ending is that…so many feels
I would be
ludashiki:
zalibar:
bug-in-my-eye:
hanging out with Ludashiki and Zalibar right now, but we had to have car trouble.
another time, my loves.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
